FFXIV Director: “Don’t Get Too Comfortable” in Assuming a Character Is Safe.
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With FFXIV Patch 5.3, Shadowbringers Might Be the Best Final Fantasy Story.An Ode to Elidibus of Final Fantasy XIV.Pascal tempered by Squonk September 8, 2020 It speaks for itself.įollowing in its footsteps (and in the thread by Twitter user Kossuel) are items like the Grade 3 Skybuilders’ Sesame, which is “not only a useful plant, but the mere mention of its name is believed to open many doors in a very literal sense.” There’s the Grade 3 Artisanal Skybuilders’ Log, which, “before the skybuilders and their bizarre naming conventions, it was simply…log.” And it’d be criminal to leave out the description for the Grade 3 Skybuilders’ Ore, which reveals that the first miner to discover it called it “extra-ore-dinary,” before being met “with a chorus of groans from her peers.” I really don’t think I need to explain the Grade 3 Skybuilders’ Hemp. LMFAO OK NA LOCALIZATION TEAM I SEE YOU /iAMCpaiJ2m On the opposite end of the usefulness spectrum is apparently the Grade 3 Skybuilders’ Cookpot, which can be used, “as a makeshift bathtub by Lalafells.” “This would be perfect for protecting one’s eyes from flying sparks while performing metalwork - the task it was primarily designed for - were it not for the large eyeholes,” says the description. I find the description for the Grade 3 Skybuilders’ Mesail to be hilarious because it’s so pointless.
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Grade 3 is claimed to grant a full recovery, whereas grade 2 only delays the onset of the symptoms, and grade 1 merely replaces the need to feast on the flesh of the living with a craving for copious amounts of bacon.” Like I said in the title: unhinged. There’s also the Grade 3 Skybuilders’ Holy Water, included in the same thread by Twitter user RaiPhantom, which states: “Believed to cure zombification. ‘Til your bed is bedder, and your bedder bedst.” “Bed, bedder, bedst,” reads the item description. ? Rai House Fortemps Knight 5.3 Spoilers September 8, 2020 I’ll walk through some of my favorites, like the description for the Grade 3 Skybuilders’ Bed.Īre. They’re so good that they’re bad bad that they’re good. This past week’s patch updated the project, bringing with it a slew of new items with the team’s signature cursed descriptions.Īnd there are… so many.
By participating in the Ishgardian Restoration, Disciples of the Hand and Land are reconstructing the Firmament, a district in Foundation that is still in the process of recovering from the events of the Dragonsong War, which occurred in the game’s first expansion, Heavensward. The Ishgard Restoration is Final Fantasy XIV’s currently ongoing endgame content for crafters and gatherers. They’re clearly the kind of team composed of members eager to outdo themselves, considering they’re already going viral again for their funny inclusions in the latest Ishgard Restoration patch. Just last month, I wrote about Final Fantasy XIV ‘s English localization team going viral over their sense of humor for the umpteenth time.
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